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"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN

The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure.

SARDAR in ARABIA

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A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.

cricket in heaven

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Sachin Tendulkar and Sourav Ganguly, now pretty old guys, 85 and 86 years old,are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about cricket,like they do every day.

Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do you think there's cricket in heaven?"

Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's cricket in
heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."

Marital Counseling

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A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married.

Non English Cricketers' English Usage !

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Most cricketers, who are not comfortable in conversing in English, go prepare for some standard questions that are asked to them when commentators chat with them during the awards ceremony.

Inzamam was once asked a different question after Pakistan won the match, for which he was not prepared. He always used his standard response to the first question after winning. But this time.....

Tony Greig: So Inzi, that's fantastic, your wife is pregnant for the second time and u must be happy!

good couples , secret of happy life

Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.

They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.

Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: " Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible? "

We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...

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1.We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school

2.Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi

3.Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi

4.No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay . Only Marathi.

5.At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men

6.All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals

Please do not laugh!

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Scientists invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.

In U.S.A, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK , in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;

Spain , in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

Ghana , in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

India , in 15 minutes the machine was stolen.

nevermind !

Where were you born?

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Santa: Where were you born?
Banta: Punjab..
Santa: which part?
Banta: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

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